I regret everything.
so you are telling me that he got cell reception in space but i can’t get it in my bedroom that is on planet FUCKING earth!
I AM SO DONE WITH YOU VERIZON!
(Source: meme-meme)
yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
(Source: imnotsorrydamon)
just heard anime being pronounced as “ah-neem”
wut
How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
That’s parenting done right
if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
hi, table for two?
alright sir if you and your laptop want to follow me






