I regret everything.

clandestinedestinations:

so you are telling me that he got cell reception in space but i can’t get it in my bedroom that is on planet FUCKING earth! 
I AM SO DONE WITH YOU VERIZON!

clandestinedestinations:

so you are telling me that he got cell reception in space but i can’t get it in my bedroom that is on planet FUCKING earth! 

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU VERIZON!

(Source: meme-meme)

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idontneedsavin:

yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch

(Source: imnotsorrydamon)

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just heard anime being pronounced as “ah-neem”

wut

nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

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peclro:

if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.

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python57:

hi, table for two?

alright sir if you and your laptop want to follow me

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